Flying Spaghetti Monster

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The Flying Spaghetti Monster is the deity of a parody religion founded in 2005 by Oregon State University physics graduate Bobby Henderson to protest the decision by the Kansas State Board of Education to require the teaching of intelligent design as an alternative to biological evolution. In an open letter on his website, Henderson professes belief in a supernatural Creator that resembles spaghetti and meatballs called the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and calls for Pastafarianism to be taught in science classrooms, essentially invoking a reductio ad absurdum argument against the teaching of intelligent design.<ref>"Verbatim: Noodle This, Kansas", Washington Post, August 28, 2005.</ref><ref name=gelf>Thierman, Jessica. "Touched by His Noodly Appendage", Gelf Magazine, September 18, 2005.</ref> Followers of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM) call themselves Pastafarians, a portmanteau of pasta and Rastafarian.

Due to its recent popularity and media exposure, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is used by atheists, such as Richard Dawkins, as a modern version of Russell's teapot.<ref>Wolf, Gary. "The Crusade Against Religion", Wired News, October 23, 2006.</ref>

1 Beliefs
- 1.1 Pirates and global warming
- 1.2 The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
2 History and developments
- 2.1 The Myspace Worm
3 The Flying Spaghetti Monster in popular culture
4 See also
5 References and notes
6 External links

[edit] Beliefs

A Pastafarian depiction of the creation of the universe sent in an open letter to the Kansas City School Board. It includes the Monster, a tree-covered mountain, and a midgit [sic].

Henderson proposed many of the beliefs to parody common arguments by proponents of intelligent design.<ref name=gelf>Thierman, Jessica. "Touched by his Noodly Appendage", Gelf Magazine, September 18, 2005.</ref> These are the canonical beliefs set forth by Henderson:<ref name= venganza>Henderson, Bobby (2005). Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (HTML). Retrieved on 2006-06-11.</ref>

An invisible and undetectable Flying Spaghetti Monster created the universe, including a mountain, trees and a midget.

All evidence for evolution was planted by the Flying Spaghetti Monster. The FSM tests Pastafarians' faith by making things look older than they are (q.v. Omphalos). "For example, a scientist may perform a carbon-dating process on an artifact. He finds that approximately 75% of the Carbon-14 has decayed by electron emission to Nitrogen-14, and infers that this artifact is approximately 11,000 years old, as the half-life of Carbon-14 appears to be 5,730 years. But what our scientist does not realize is that every time he makes a measurement, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is there changing the results with His Noodly Appendage. We have numerous texts that describe in detail how this can be possible and the reasons why He does this. He is of course invisible and can pass through normal matter with ease."

The Pastafarian belief of heaven stresses two points. "A) It has beer volcanos as far as the eye can see & B) It has a stripper factory."<ref name= venganza>DuBay, Tim (2005). CGuide to Pastafarianism (Shockwave Flash). Retrieved on 2006-08-26.</ref>

"RAmen" is the official conclusion to prayers, certain sections of The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and so on, and is a portmanteau of the Semitic term "Amen" (used in Judaism, Christianity, and Islam) and Ramen, a noodle. While it is typically spelled with both a capital "R" and "A", it is also acceptable to spell it with only a capital R.

[edit] Pirates and global warming

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According to the Pastafarian belief system, pirates are "absolute divine beings" and the original Pastafarians. Their image as "thieves and outcasts" is misinformation spread by Christian theologians in the Middle Ages. Pastafarianism says that they were in fact "peace-loving explorers and spreaders of good will" who distributed candy to children.

The inclusion of pirates in pastafarianism was part of Henderson's original letter to the Kansas School Board. It illustrated that correlation does not equal causation. Henderson put forth the argument that "global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of pirates since the 1800s."<ref name= venganza>Henderson, Bobby (2005). Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (HTML). Retrieved on 2006-06-11.</ref> A chart accompanying the letter shows that as the number of pirates decreased, global temperatures increased; it shows that things with statistically significant correlations are not necessarily related.

[edit] The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

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Main article: The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

In December 2005, Bobby Henderson received a reported USD $80,000 advance to pen The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. According to the author, he plans to use the proceeds from the sale of the book to build a pirate ship, with which he may travel the world in order to convert heathens to the Pastafarian religion.<ref>Craig, Katleen. "Passion of the Spaghetti Monster", Wired News, December 22, 2005.</ref> The book was released on March 28, 2006 (ISBN 0-8129-7656-8).

The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is the Pastafarian equivalent of the Bible. It parodies biblical figures with characters such as Captain Mosey, a pirate and the FSM equivalent of Moses. The Gospel contains The Eight "I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts", parodying the Ten Commandments.

[edit] History and developments

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Bobby Henderson founded the "religion" for his website primarily as a satirical attack on the teaching of intelligent design in science classes. The site was featured on Sensible Erection on June 17, 2005<ref>Intelligent Design and Pirate Global Warming. Sensible Erection (June 17 2005). Retrieved on 2006-06-11.</ref>. References on blogs and Internet humor sites such as Boing Boing, Something Awful, Uncyclopedia and Fark.com, and the mainstream media soon followed.<ref>"The Flying Spaghetti Monster", New Scientist, August 6, 2005.</ref><ref>Rothschild, Scott. "Evolution debate creates monster", Lawrence Journal-World, August 24, 2005.</ref><ref>Boxer, Sarah. "But Is There Intelligent Spaghetti Out There?", New York Times, August 29, 2005.</ref> In August 2005, in response to a challenge from a reader, BoingBoing.net announced a $250,000 challenge, later raised to $1,000,000, of "Intelligently Designed currency" by other bloggers, payable to any individual who could produce empirical evidence proving that Jesus is not the son of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, though Jesus is not a part of Pastafarianism.<ref>Boing Boing's $250,000 Intelligent Design challenge. BoingBoing.net (August 19 2005). Retrieved on 2006-06-11.</ref> The challenge is modeled after a similar challenge issued by creationist Kent Hovind (an award of $250,000 to anyone who can prove evolution "is the only possible way" that the Universe and life arose) that has been criticized by scientists as being logically flawed in design.<ref>CA:341: Hovind's Challenge. Index to Creationist Claims. TalkOrigins.org. Retrieved on 2006-06-11.</ref> Pastafarians in Australia recently used the Census in Australia of 2006 to raise public awareness of Pastafarianism in a campaign similar to the Jedi census phenomenon. They asked Australians to record their religion as "Pastafarian" in the August 2006 Australian Census.<ref>FSM - You know it makes Census. noodlynation.blogspot (July 25 2006). Retrieved on 2006-07-27.</ref>

[edit] The Myspace Worm

A flash worm appeared on Myspace in July 2006, replacing a user's "books" section with a link to the Gospel's website. A large, black banner promoting Pastafarianism also consumed the top portion of any affected Myspace. An estimated 170,000 users were affected. The FSM website and Bobby Henderson were not responsible, and instructions on a fix were posted on the same website the worm advertised.<ref>The Myspace Worm Saga (HTML). Burntpickle.com (2006-07-09). Retrieved on 2006-11-22.</ref>

[edit] The Flying Spaghetti Monster in popular culture

Some websites sell shirts, mugs, and other paraphernalia in support of Pastafarianism.

The band New York Dolls added the FSM to their music video "Dance like a Monkey".^{[citation needed]}
A section of the open letter to the Kansas School Board appeared in the January 2006 edition of Playboy.^{[citation needed]}
The Flying Spaghetti Monster has been used by Richard Dawkins to demonstrate ideas from his book The God Delusion on several media appearances, including The Colbert Report and Talk of the Nation - Science Friday<ref>"Richard Dawkins / Salmon Farming", Science Friday, NPR, October 6, 2006. Retrieved on 2006-11-22. (in English)</ref>.
The Flying Spaghetti Monster has been referenced in several television programs, including The IT Crowd and South Park. The reference in South Park was however a reference to Richard Dawkins using The Flying Spaghetti Monster to demonstrate his point. <ref>"Episode on YouTube", YouTube, South Park - Comedy Central, October, 2006. Retrieved on 2006-11-27. (in English)</ref>