Kenny Dies
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| South Park episode | |
| "Kenny Dies" | |
Kenny is dying?
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| Episode no. | 78 |
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| Airdate | December 5, 2001 |
| South Park - Season 5 June 20, 2001 – December 12, 2001 | |
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"Kenny Dies" is episode 513 of the Comedy Central series South Park. It originally aired on December 5, 2001. Notably, the gag of Kenny dying in almost every episode was dropped after this episode, and he did not reappear until Red Sleigh Down (617).
[edit] Plot
The episode begins in an abortion clinic with a woman giving her permission for scientists to use her unborn child for stem cell research. The truck transporting the fetuses from the clinic to a research facility is destroyed in an accident, however, and its cargo stolen by passerby Cartman (who was riding his Big Wheel and singing Sheena Easton's "Morning Train (9 to 5)"), who intends to resell the fetuses for a tremendous profit. To his dismay, the government puts a ban on stem cell research immediately afterward. Meanwhile, Kenny is diagnosed with muscular dystrophy, and his friends and family are told that he will probably die. The boys are shocked and saddened by the news but do everything they can to support him and keep him company during his stay in the hospital - all but Stan, who cannot bear to see Kenny dying and refuses to visit him.
Stan can't take it and runs off while visiting Kenny but is confronted by Kyle. Cartman, in the meantime, had himself educated by a researcher on how stem cells actually work, learns that they might be used to help Kenny, and gives a speech to the House of Representatives on behalf of stem cell research. He succeeds in getting the ban lifted by singing Heat of the Moment by Asia and begins visiting abortion clinics around the area to collect more aborted fetuses.
Stan, with the supporting words of Chef, finally gets up the courage to come visit Kenny in the hospital, only to find out that Kenny has died. On hearing that Kenny's last words were "Where's Stan?", he accuses himself of being Kenny's worst friend. During the funeral, Cartman bursts in and drags Stan and Kyle away to Shakey's Pizza to show them how he has manipulated the stem cells from his aborted fetuses into building his very own Shakey's Pizza. Kyle promptly beats up Cartman, and Stan is relieved that he isn't Kenny's worst friend after all.
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| Preceded by: "Here Comes the Neighborhood" | South Park episodes | Followed by: "Butters' Very Own Episode" |


