Larry Miller (actor)

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Lawrence J. Miller (best known as Larry Miller), born October 15, 1953 in Valley Stream, New York, is an American stand-up comedian and actor who frequently portrays babbling, obsequious yes-men, slightly odd friends, wisecracking professionals and other second-banana characters to headlining comedians in movies and television shows.

In a standup routine he taped for HBO in the 1980s, he made these observations about the battle of the sexes:

"Trust me, ladies, if you knew even for a second how we men really look at you, you would never stop slapping us."
"Woman is the most powerful magnet in the universe, and all men are cheap metal."
"You have nooo idea... the difference in sex drive between a man and woman is like the difference between shooting a bullet and throwing it."

Miller also writes a regular political-humor column in The Weekly Standard, generally taking traditional conservative positions on a variety of issues:

"The Palestinians want their own country. There's just one thing about that: there are no Palestinians. It's a made up word. Israel was called Palestine for two thousand years. Like "Wiccan," "Palestinian" sounds ancient but is really a modern invention."

And regarding Palestinians who want their own state:

Instead, let's call them what they are: "Other Arabs From The Same General Area Who Are In Deep Denial About Never Being Able To Accomplish Anything In Life And Would Rather Wrap Themselves In The Seductive Melodrama Of Eternal Struggle And Death."

He also has a regular comedy routine called "The Five Stages of Drinking". At the end of an all-night pub crawl he explains, "if you're 19 and you stay up all night, it's a victory, it's like you beat the night. You remember that feeling. If you're over 30 then that sun is like God's flashlight."

He has also appeared in the 1992 British comedy film Carry On Columbus.

He is well known for his cameo appearances, including a memorable role as a vindictive doorman on Seinfeld, as well as several of Christopher Guest's movies.

In 2006 he wrote Spoiled Rotten America, a collection of seventeen comic essays about life in America today which includes:

"So, is one o'clock okay for your foot massage?" about the offhand excesses of celebrity culture
"'Do you leave your coffeemaker plugged in at night?' my sister once asked. 'Sure,' I said, 'but only when I take it in the shower with me'" referring to the paranoias of everyday life.

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Larry Miller has been referenced several times on Mystery Science Theater 3000, usually upon the appearance of vaguely similar characters with receding hairlines. In episode #402 The Giant Gila Monster, a teen-ager resembling Miller drives off in a convertible filled with women. In a suave Bing Crosby-ish voice, Joel Robinson says, "Looks like Larry Miller's Traveling Hot Tub." In episode #512 Mitchell, Joel Robinson says, "Larry Miller!" every time a balding bad guy appears, culminating in, "Mitchell! Miller! Mitchell!" as the camera cuts between them.
Larry Miller is the best friend of fellow comedian Jerry Seinfeld and auditioned for the role of George Costanza but ultimately lost out to Jason Alexander.