This list is ordered by episode's air dates. This is because of a reference made in episode 802 to a previous event in episode 804, and the positioning of the episode celebrating 100 episodes does not fit in production order.
Two Polls have been held on the Comedy Central website for fans to choose their favorite episodes to be shown in TV marathons. The marathons were later shown world wide.
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| Image:SouthPark101.gif <td>"Cartman Gets an Anal Probe<ref name="pilot"/>"</td><td align="center">August 13, 1997</td><td align="center" id="pc101">101</td><td align="center" id="ep1">1</td></tr> <tr><td colspan="5" valign="top" bgcolor="#ffffff">Space aliens implant a transmitter in Cartman and abduct Kyle's brother. </td></tr>
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| Image:SouthPark103.gif <td>"Volcano"</td><td align="center">August 20, 1997</td><td align="center" id="pc102">102</td><td align="center" id="ep2">2</td></tr> <tr><td colspan="5" valign="top" bgcolor="#ffffff">The boys go hunting with Stan's uncle Jimbo where a volcano is about to erupt. </td></tr>
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| Image:SouthPark102.gif <td>"Weight Gain 4000"</td><td align="center">August 27, 1997</td><td align="center" id="pc103">103</td><td align="center" id="ep3">3</td></tr> <tr><td colspan="5" valign="top" bgcolor="#ffffff">Cartman tries to bulk up using "Weight Gain 4000". Mr. Garrison attempts to assassinate Kathie Lee Gifford. </td></tr>
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<td>"Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride"</td><td align="center">September 3, 1997</td><td align="center" id="pc104">104</td><td align="center" id="ep4">4</td></tr> <tr><td colspan="5" valign="top" bgcolor="#ffffff">When Stan finds out that his dog is gay, he seeks advice on the subject; Jimbo and Ned attempt to sabotage a football game against a rival elementary school. </td></tr>
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| Image:SouthPark105.gif <td>"An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig"</td><td align="center">September 10, 1997</td><td align="center" id="pc105">105</td><td align="center" id="ep5">5</td></tr> <tr><td colspan="5" valign="top" bgcolor="#ffffff">The boys try to breed an elephant with a pig as a genetic engineering experiment; Stan struggles with his abusive sister. </td></tr>
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| Image:SouthPark106.gif <td>"Death"</td><td align="center">September 17, 1997</td><td align="center" id="pc106">106</td><td align="center" id="ep6">6</td></tr> <tr><td colspan="5" valign="top" bgcolor="#ffffff">Stan's grandfather wants him to assist in euthanasia; the town's parents travel to New York to protest Terrance and Phillip. </td></tr>
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<td>"Pink Eye"</td><td align="center">October 29, 1997</td><td align="center" id="pc107">107</td><td align="center" id="ep7">7</td></tr> <tr><td colspan="5" valign="top" bgcolor="#ffffff">Kenny is killed by the Mir space station, and becomes a zombie. Stan, Kyle and Cartman must find a way to stop pink eye from spreading on Halloween. </td></tr>
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<td>"Starvin' Marvin"</td><td align="center">November 19, 1997</td><td align="center" id="pc109">109</td><td align="center" id="ep8">8</td></tr> <tr><td colspan="5" valign="top" bgcolor="#ffffff">The boys befriend a boy from Ethiopia sent to them by Sally Struthers; mutant turkeys attack the town. </td></tr>
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<td>"Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo"</td><td align="center">December 17, 1997</td><td align="center" id="pc110">110</td><td align="center" id="ep9">9</td></tr> <tr><td colspan="5" valign="top" bgcolor="#ffffff">Kyle tries to show the town his friend who has holiday spirit; the townspeople remove potentially "offensive" symbols from holiday displays. </td></tr>
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<td>"Damien"</td><td align="center">February 4, 1998</td><td align="center" id="pc108">108</td><td align="center" id="ep10">10</td></tr> <tr><td colspan="5" valign="top" bgcolor="#ffffff">A new student is the son of the devil; Satan battles Jesus; Cartman's birthday party is ruined. </td></tr>
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<td>"Tom's Rhinoplasty"</td><td align="center">February 11, 1998</td><td align="center" id="pc111">111</td><td align="center" id="ep11">11</td></tr> <tr><td colspan="5" valign="top" bgcolor="#ffffff">Mr. Garrison gets a nose job; the boys compete for the attention of their substitute teacher. </td></tr>
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<td>"Mecha-Streisand"</td><td align="center">February 18, 1998</td><td align="center" id="pc112">112</td><td align="center" id="ep12">12</td></tr> <tr><td colspan="5" valign="top" bgcolor="#ffffff">The boys find an artifact which Barbra Streisand uses to transform herself into a giant monster and wreck the town; a team of assorted celebrities show up to battle her. </td></tr>
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<td>"Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut<ref name="cartmansmom">Episodes 113 and 202 are a story arc. Episode 201 was an April fool's joke.</ref>"</td><td align="center">February 25, 1998</td><td align="center" id="pc113">113</td><td align="center" id="ep13">13</td></tr> <tr><td colspan="5" valign="top" bgcolor="#ffffff">Cartman tries to find out who his father is; Stan and Kyle submit a tape to "America's Stupidest Home Videos." </td></tr>
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<td>"Terrance & Phillip in Not Without My Anus"</td><td align="center">April 1, 1998</td><td align="center" id="pc201">201</td><td align="center" id="ep14">14</td></tr> <tr><td colspan="5" valign="top" bgcolor="#ffffff">Terrance and Phillip save Canada from a dictatorship. </td></tr>
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| Image:SouthPark202.gif <td>"Cartman's Mom Is Still a Dirty Slut<ref name="cartmansmom" />"</td><td align="center">April 22, 1998</td><td align="center" id="pc202">202</td><td align="center" id="ep15">15</td></tr> <tr><td colspan="5" valign="top" bgcolor="#ffffff">Cartman finds out who his father is; the crew of America's Most Wanted show up to recreate the shooting of Dr. Mephisto. </td></tr>
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<td>"Chickenlover"</td><td align="center">May 20, 1998</td><td align="center" id="pc203">203</td><td align="center" id="ep16">16</td></tr> <tr><td colspan="5" valign="top" bgcolor="#ffffff">In order to catch the "Chickenlover" Officer Barbrady must learn how to read. He deputises the boys to help him. </td></tr>
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| Image:SouthPark204.gif <td>"Ike's Wee Wee"</td><td align="center">May 27, 1998</td><td align="center" id="pc204">204</td><td align="center" id="ep17">17</td></tr> <tr><td colspan="5" valign="top" bgcolor="#ffffff">The boys find out what a circumcision is; Mr. Mackey experiments with drugs. </td></tr>
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| Image:SouthPark205.gif <td>"Conjoined Fetus Lady"</td><td align="center">June 3, 1998</td><td align="center" id="pc205">205</td><td align="center" id="ep18">18</td></tr> <tr><td colspan="5" valign="top" bgcolor="#ffffff">The boys go to China to compete in a dodgeball championship. The town holds an appreciation week for the school nurse. </td></tr>
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<td>"The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka"</td><td align="center">June 10, 1998</td><td align="center" id="pc206">206</td><td align="center" id="ep19">19</td></tr> <tr><td colspan="5" valign="top" bgcolor="#ffffff">Uncle Jimbo and Jesus have competing public access programs. </td></tr>
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<td>"City on the Edge of Forever<ref name="ep207">Some video releases of Episode 207 are retitled "Flashbacks". ASIN B00000JGG4</ref>"</td><td align="center">June 17, 1998</td><td align="center" id="pc207">207</td><td align="center" id="ep20">20</td></tr> <tr><td colspan="5" valign="top" bgcolor="#ffffff">The boys reminisce of the past while their school bus rocks dangerously on the edge of a cliff. </td></tr>
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<td>"Summer Sucks"</td><td align="center">June 24, 1998</td><td align="center" id="pc208">208</td><td align="center" id="ep21">21</td></tr> <tr><td colspan="5" valign="top" bgcolor="#ffffff">The town is forced to ban the use of fireworks and attempt to create something better; Cartman has swimming lessons; Mr. Hat disappears, to the distress of Mr. Garrison. </td></tr>
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<td>"Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls"</td><td align="center">August 19, 1998</td><td align="center" id="pc209">209</td><td align="center" id="ep22">22</td></tr> <tr><td colspan="5" valign="top" bgcolor="#ffffff">A film festival comes to South Park. After the boys discover it is damaging the town they enlist the help of Mr. Hankey to try to force the festival out. </td></tr>
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<td>"Chickenpox"</td><td align="center">August 26, 1998</td><td align="center" id="pc210">210</td><td align="center" id="ep23">23</td></tr> <tr><td colspan="5" valign="top" bgcolor="#ffffff">The boys' mothers want their children to receive Chickenpox; Kyle's mom tries to patch up the relationship between her husband and Kenny's dad. </td></tr>
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| Image:SouthPark211.gif <td>"Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods"</td><td align="center">September 2, 1998</td><td align="center" id="pc211">211</td><td align="center" id="ep24">24</td></tr> <tr><td colspan="5" valign="top" bgcolor="#ffffff">The town is brainwashed by the curator of a planetarium; Cartman tries out for a new Cheesy Poofs commercial. </td></tr>
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<td>"Clubhouses"</td><td align="center">September 23, 1998</td><td align="center" id="pc212">212</td><td align="center" id="ep25">25</td></tr> <tr><td colspan="5" valign="top" bgcolor="#ffffff">The boys create a clubhouse; Stan's parents separate. </td></tr>
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| Image:SouthPark213.gif <td>"Cow Days"</td><td align="center">September 30, 1998</td><td align="center" id="pc213">213</td><td align="center" id="ep26">26</td></tr> <tr><td colspan="5" valign="top" bgcolor="#ffffff">The town holds its annual rodeo and carnival "Cow Days". The boys enter Cartman as a bull rider in an attempt to win $5000 and play for Terrance and Phillip dolls; the town's cows worship a statue. </td></tr>
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| Image:SouthPark214.gif <td>"Chef Aid"</td><td align="center">October 7, 1998</td><td align="center" id="pc214">214</td><td align="center" id="ep27">27</td></tr> <tr><td colspan="5" valign="top" bgcolor="#ffffff">When Chef is sued, the boys organize a concert to pay his legal bills; Mr. Garrison suspects Mr. Hat of several attempts on Mr. Twig's life. </td></tr>
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| Image:Spookeyfish.jpg <td>"Spookyfish"</td><td align="center">October 28, 1998</td><td align="center" id="pc215">215</td><td align="center" id="ep28">28</td></tr> <tr><td colspan="5" valign="top" bgcolor="#ffffff">Stan's fish from an evil parallel universe kills people; a nice version of Cartman visits from the same parallel universe. Presented in SPOOKY-VISION! </td></tr>
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<td>"Merry Christmas Charlie Manson!"</td><td align="center">December 9, 1998</td><td align="center" id="pc216">216</td><td align="center" id="ep29">29</td></tr> <tr><td colspan="5" valign="top" bgcolor="#ffffff">Stan sneaks out of his house to spend Christmas with Cartman's relatives; Charles Manson learns the true meaning of Christmas. </td></tr>
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| Image:SouthPark217.gif <td>"Gnomes"</td><td align="center">December 16, 1998</td><td align="center" id="pc217">217</td><td align="center" id="ep30">30</td></tr> <tr><td colspan="5" valign="top" bgcolor="#ffffff">Tweek, assigned to write a current events paper with the boys, keeps seeing "underpants gnomes;" his father's coffee shop competes with a popular coffee franchise that has just moved into town. </td></tr>
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<td>"Prehistoric Ice Man"</td><td align="center">January 20, 1999</td><td align="center" id="pc218">218</td><td align="center" id="ep31">31</td></tr> <tr><td colspan="5" valign="top" bgcolor="#ffffff">Stan and Kyle discover a man who has been frozen since 1996. </td></tr>
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| "Rainforest Schmainforest" | April 7, 1999 | 301 | 32
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| The boys are forced to join a choir campaigning to save the rainforest.
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| Image:SouthPark302.gif | "Spontaneous Combustion" | April 14, 1999 | 302 | 33
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| Randy Marsh must solve the problem when citizens start spontaneously combusting.
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| Image:SouthPark303.gif | "The Succubus" | April 21, 1999 | 303 | 34
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| When Chef gets engaged, the boys become concerned as he seemingly becomes a different person.
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| Image:SouthPark305.gif | "Jakovasaurs" | June 16, 1999 | 305 | 35
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| The town saves a species from extinction, but finds that they are an extremely annoying race that only Cartman can stand.
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| Image:304 faceoff2.gif | "Tweek vs. Craig" | June 23, 1999 | 304 | 36
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| The boys train two classmates for a fight against each other.
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| "Sexual Harassment Panda" | July 7, 1999 | 306 | 37
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| A giant panda teaches the students about sexual harassment and lawsuits.
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| Image:307 shelly jim.gif | "Cat Orgy"<ref name="metshower">Episodes 307, 308 and 309 have a fictional crossover meteor shower theme.</ref> | July 14, 1999 | 307 | 38
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| Cartman tries to blackmail the babysitter when his mother goes to a party. His cat "Kitty" is in heat.
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| Image:308 splish splash.gif | "Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub"<ref name="metshower" /> | July 21, 1999 | 308 | 39
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| Stan must go to a meteor shower party with his parents; Randy feels uncomfortable after he and Gerald watch each other masturbate in a hot tub.
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| "Jewbilee"<ref name="metshower" /> | July 28, 1999 | 309 | 40
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| Kyle, Kenny and Ike go to a Jewish scout camp where Moses appears.
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| Image:SouthPark312.gif | "Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery" | October 27, 1999 | 312 | 41
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| The town celebrates Halloween. The boys try to scare the fifth graders. Nu Metal band Korn guest-star as themselves.
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| Image:310 chinpoko march promo.gif | "Chinpokomon" | November 3, 1999 | 310 | 42
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| The boys become fascinated with the latest fad from Japan.
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| "Hooked on Monkey Phonics" | November 10, 1999 | 313 | 43
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| With the help of Phonics Monkey Cartman enters a Spelling bee. The boys meet children who are homeschooled.
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| Image:SouthPark311.gif | "Starvin' Marvin in Space" | November 17, 1999 | 311 | 44
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| The boys must save Starvin' Marvin from the government and a Christian group.
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| "The Red Badge of Gayness"<ref name="ep314">Some video releases of Episode 314 are retitled "War".</ref> | November 24, 1999 | 314 | 45
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| The town has an American Civil War re-enactment, led by Cartman as General Lee.
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| "Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics" | December 1, 1999 | 315 | 46
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| Mr. Hankey hosts a Christmas musical. The South Park gang pays tribute to Mary Kay Bergman.
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| Image:316 stan prayer.gif | "Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus" | December 29, 1999 | 316 | 47
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| Stan feels left out when the other boys think they hit puberty and Cartman forms a club for them.
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| "World Wide Recorder Concert"<ref name="ep317">Some video releases of Episode 317 are retitled "The Brown Noise".</ref> | January 12, 2000 | 317 | 48
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| Mr. Garrison questions his father about his childhood; the boys play a prank at a national recorder concert.
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| "The Tooth Fairy Tats 2000" | April 5, 2000 | 402 | 49
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| The boys plan to get rich off of a scheme involving the tooth fairy.
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| Image:SouthPark401.gif | "Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000" | April 12, 2000 | 401 | 50
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| Cartman is imprisoned after committing a hate crime against Token (hitting him with a stone).
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| Image:Timmy 2000.gif | "Timmy 2000" | April 19, 2000 | 404 | 51
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| All the kids in South Park get mistakenly diagnosed with attention-deficit disorder (ADD). Timmy joins a rock band.
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| "Quintuplets 2000" | April 26, 2000 | 403 | 52
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| The boys try to hide a set of quintuplets from the government so they do not have to leave the country.
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| Image:406 busted.gif | "Cartman Joins NAMBLA" | June 21, 2000 | 406 | 53
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| Cartman joins a club in search of more mature friends. Kenny tries to stop his parents from having another baby.
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| Image:SouthPark407.gif | "Cherokee Hair Tampons" | June 28, 2000 | 407 | 54
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| Stan must get Cartman to donate one of his kidneys to save Kyle's life.
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| "Chef Goes Nanners" | July 5, 2000 | 408 | 55
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| Chef is at odds with the town over the South Park flag.
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| "Something You Can Do with Your Finger" | July 12, 2000 | 409 | 56
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| The boys form a boy band, to which Stan's father Randy, objects.
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| Image:Naughty preist.gif | "Do the Handicapped Go to Hell?"<ref name="handicapped">Episodes 410 and 411 are a story arc.</ref> | July 19, 2000 | 410 | 57
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| The boys question whether the handicapped or Jews go to heaven; Saddam Hussein returns to hell leading to an awkward reunion with Satan.
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| Image:411 void talk.gif | "Probably"<ref name="handicapped" /> | July 26, 2000 | 411 | 58
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| Cartman and the boys start their own church against the wishes of their parents; Satan must choose between two lovers.
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| Image:4th Grade.gif | "4th Grade" | November 8, 2000 | 412 | 59
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| The boys enter fourth grade, where they have a new teacher, Ms. Choksondik; Mr. Garrison finally faces the fact that he is homosexual.
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| "Trapper Keeper" | November 15, 2000 | 413 | 60
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| A man from the future wants Cartman's trapper keeper; Mr. Garrison's kindergarten class holds an election with confusing results.
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| Image:Helen Keller! The Musical.gif | "Helen Keller! The Musical" | November 22, 2000 | 414 | 61
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| Timmy must find a live turkey for the Thanksgiving play.
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| "Pip" | November 29, 2000 | 405 | 62
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| A retelling of Charles Dickens' "Great Expectations" starring Pip, with Malcolm McDowell narrating.
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| Image:415 new cartman.gif | "Fat Camp" | December 6, 2000 | 415 | 63
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| Cartman is sent to a weight loss camp; Kenny is paid to do numerous stunts.
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| Image:416 stan.gif | "The Wacky Molestation Adventure" | December 13, 2000 | 416 | 64
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| The boys, angry at their parents, send them to jail after saying they were "molestered", leaving the town to the children.
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 | "A Very Crappy Christmas" | December 20, 2000 | 417 | 65
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| Kyle is upset over the fact that Mr. Hankey is too busy with his family to spread holiday cheer.
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| Image:It Hits the Fan.gif | "It Hits the Fan" | June 20, 2001 | 502 | 66
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| The boys and Chef must stop the world from chanting the curse word "shit" because when spoken it causes people to "puke their own guts out".
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| Image:Cripple Fight.gif | "Cripple Fight" | June 27, 2001 | 503 | 67
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| Big Gay Al becomes the boys' scoutmaster and a fight ensues between two handicapped children, Jimmy and Timmy.
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 | "Super Best Friends" | July 4, 2001 | 504 | 68
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| A David Blain cult comes to South Park and it is up to Stan, Jesus and his super hero comrades to save the world.
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| Image:Scott Tenorman Must Die.gif | "Scott Tenorman Must Die" | July 11, 2001 | 501 | 69
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| Cartman repeatedly tries to take revenge on an older kid who keeps conning him.
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| Image:SouthPark505.gif | "Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow" | July 18, 2001 | 505 | 70
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| The boys try to reunite Terrance and Phillip who are feuding so they can perform at an Earth Day assembly.
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 | "Cartmanland" | July 25, 2001 | 506 | 71
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| Kyle develops a deadly hemorrhoid and begins to lose his faith in God when Cartman inherits $1 million which he uses to buy his own amusement park.
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| "Proper Condom Use" | August 1, 2001 | 507 | 72
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| The school is forced to teach sex education to the students at a younger age after the boys are found "milking" dogs.
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 | "Towelie" | August 8, 2001 | 508 | 73
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| In order to get their video game console back, the boys must bring an animated towel to the government.
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| "Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants" | November 7, 2001 | 509 | 74
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| The boys go to Afghanistan to return a goat given as a gift.
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| Image:SouthPark510.gif | "How to Eat with Your Butt" | November 14, 2001 | 510 | 75
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| Cartman puts Kenny's picture on a milk carton which brings a family from another state looking for him.
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| Image:The Entity.gif | "The Entity" | November 21, 2001 | 511 | 76
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| Kyle's cousin, who is also named Kyle, comes to stay in South Park. Mr. Garrison, tired of the airlines, decides to invent his own vehicle.
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| Image:Here Comes The Neighborhood.gif | "Here Comes the Neighborhood" | November 28, 2001 | 512 | 77
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| Token is tired of being teased for being rich, and he brings wealthier families to South Park.
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| Image:Kenny Dies.gif | "Kenny Dies" | December 5, 2001 | 513 | 78
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| Kenny succumbs to an illness; Cartman acquires stem cells for research.
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| Image:Butters' Very Own Episode.gif | "Butters' Very Own Episode" | December 12, 2001 | 514 | 79
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| Butters goes on a chase to find out what his father bought his mother for their anniversary.
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| Image:SouthPark602.jpg | "Jared Has Aides" | March 6, 2002 | 602 | 80
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| The town becomes obsessed with weight loss after Jared Fogle gives a speech. The boys fatten Butters so he can lose weight like Jared.
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| "Asspen" | March 13, 2002 | 603 | 81
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| The boys and their parents vacation in Aspen. Stan is challenged to a skiing competition and the parents are held hostage at a timeshare seminar.
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| Image:Freak Strike.jpg | "Freak Strike" | March 20, 2002 | 601 | 82
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| Cartman wants to go on the Maury Povich show to win a prize, but sends Butters first.
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| Image:The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer.jpg | "The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer" | March 27, 2002 | 604 | 83
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| The boys have to sit through a boring TV show starring Russell Crowe to see a a trailer for the new Terrance and Phillip movie.
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| Image:SouthPark605.jpg | "Fun with Veal" | April 3, 2002 | 605 | 84
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| The boys try to save baby cows from torture and slaughter.
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| Image:Professor Chaos.jpg | "Professor Chaos" | April 10, 2002 | 606 | 85
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| The boys try to find a replacement for Butters, who becomes a supervillain after being fired from the group.
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| Image:SouthPark607.jpg | "Simpsons Already Did It" | June 26, 2002 | 607 | 86
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| Butters attempts to create schemes which have already been done by The Simpsons. Cartman creates a kingdom of seamen.
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| Image:Red Hot Catholic Love.jpg | "Red Hot Catholic Love" | July 3, 2002 | 608 | 87
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| Father Maxi travels to the Vatican to discuss molestation; the parents become atheists. Cartman poops out of his mouth.
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| Image:Free Hat.jpg | "Free Hat" | July 10, 2002 | 609 | 88
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| The kids form a club to try and stop directors from modifying their films. A mass-murderer Hat McCullough is released from prison.
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| Image:SouthPark610.jpg | "Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society" | July 17, 2002 | 610 | 89
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| All the boys start acting strange after Bebe hits puberty.
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| "Child Abduction Is Not Funny" | July 24, 2002 | 611 | 90
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| The parents hire the City Wok guy to build a wall around the city to protect the children from kidnappers.
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| Image:SouthPark612.jpg | "A Ladder to Heaven" | November 6, 2002 | 612 | 91
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| The boys build a ladder to heaven to talk to Kenny about a candy coupon. Cartman accidentally drinks Kenny's ashes and becomes possessed with his spirit.
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| "The Return of the Fellowship of the Rings to the Two Towers" | November 13, 2002 | 613 | 92
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| The boys go on a quest to return a tape "with evil powers" to the video store before the sixth graders steal it from them.
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| Image:614 image 02.jpg | "The Death Camp of Tolerance" | November 20, 2002 | 614 | 93
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| Mr. Garrison tries to get fired for discrimination by performing inappropriate acts in class with his new teaching assistant Mr. Slave.
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 | "The Biggest Douche in the Universe" | November 27, 2002 | 615 | 94
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| Chef's parents try to exorcise Kenny's spirit from Cartman. Stan is at odds with psychic John Edward.
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| Image:SouthPark616.jpg | "My Future Self n' Me" | December 4, 2002 | 616 | 95
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| Stan meets an older version of himself who appears to have had a hard life. Cartman starts his own revenge business.
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| Image:Red Sleigh Down.jpg | "Red Sleigh Down" | December 11, 2002 | 617 | 96
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| Cartman tries to bring Christmas to the downtrodden in Iraq to get on the "good" list.
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| "Cancelled" | March 19, 2003 | 701 | 97
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| The boys learn that Earth is a reality show for aliens and must save it from cancellation.
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| Image:Krazy Kripples.jpg | "Krazy Kripples" | March 26, 2003 | 702 | 98
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| Timmy and Jimmy start a club for cripples. Christopher Reeve comes to town to promote stem cell research.
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| Image:SouthPark703.jpg | "Toilet Paper" | April 2, 2003 | 703 | 99
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| Kyle feels guilty after he and the boys TP their art teacher's house.
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| "I'm a Little Bit Country" | April 9, 2003 | 704 | 100
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| The boys enter an anti-war demonstration; Cartman travels back in time to the American Revolutionary War era.
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| Image:Fat Butt and Pancake Head.jpg | "Fat Butt and Pancake Head" | April 16, 2003 | 705 | 101
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| Cartman's hand puppet "Jennifer Lopez" gets major publicity, which angers the real Jennifer Lopez.
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 | "Lil' Crime Stoppers" | April 23, 2003 | 706 | 102
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| The boys pretend to be police detectives.
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| "Red Man's Greed" | April 30, 2003 | 707 | 103
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| The town is taken over by Native Americans who want to create a highway.
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| "South Park Is Gay!" | October 22, 2003 | 708 | 104
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| The men and boys of town become metrosexual.
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| "Christian Rock Hard" | October 29, 2003 | 709 | 105
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| Cartman, Token, and Butters form a Christian music band. Stan, Kyle, and Kenny learn about downloading free music off the Internet.
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| Image:SouthPark710.jpg | "Grey Dawn" | November 5, 2003 | 710 | 106
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| The elderly have their driver's licenses taken away, against which the AARP retaliates.
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| "Casa Bonita" | November 12, 2003 | 711 | 107
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| Cartman tries to get himself invited to Kyle's birthday party at Casa Bonita, a Disneyland-like Mexican restaurant.
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| "All About Mormons" | November 19, 2003 | 712 | 108
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| Stan befriends a boy and his family who are Mormons.
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| "Butt Out" | December 3, 2003 | 713 | 109
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| The town calls in Rob Reiner to combat the spread of smoking among children after the boys are caught doing so.
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| "Raisins" | December 10, 2003 | 714 | 110
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| The boys take Stan to Raisins, a Hooters-like restaurant after Wendy breaks up with him. Butters meets a girl who seems interested in him.
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| "It's Christmas in Canada" | December 17, 2003 | 715 | 111
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| Kyle and the boys fly to Canada during Christmastime to see the Canadian Prime Minister after Ike's biological parents take him back to Canada.
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